Christmas gift idea: Bacon-scented underwear (Apparently real)

Published 9:36 am Wednesday, November 25, 2015

Nearly all carnivores love the smell and taste of bacon, but do you want your private parts smelling like the popular breakfast staple? The folks at J&D foods are banking on it.

The Seattle-based company, which also manufactures bacon-flavored salt, lip balm, shaving cream, deodorant and pillowcases, recently announced bacon-scented underwear, “the world’s first underwear that looks and smells like bacon.”

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The pork-scented undergarments — available for both men and women — can be found online at www.baconunderwear.com for $19.99 per pair.

“Yes, this is real,” says a press release from the company.

“Marrying the ultimate in comfort and cured meat, J&D’s Bacon Scented Underwear represents the gold standard of meat-scented luxury undergarments,” the release says. “Each pair is hand-crafted in the USA to offer the support of briefs, the freedom of boxers and the smell of breakfast cooking in your pants. You really can have it all.”

The bacon-scented unmentionables also feature moisture wicking, scent-emission technology “stolen from NASA,” the release says. The scent will purportedly last through multiple wash cycles, depending on the strength of the wearer’s own unique scent.

“Your underwear should continue to smell like bacon for up to six months or even a year,” say officials with J&D.

To see for yourself, visit https://baconsalt.3dcartstores.com/Bacon-Scented-Underwear-Pillowcases_c_112.html